Chello lovely dolls&gents
:Sarcasm is my 1st language.
:Music is my life
:Music sings the pain that can not espace my mouth.Speaks for the unspoken,Crys for me,Yells for me when i do not have to strength to do it anymore.Feels the love that i have for another person and puts it in a perfect melody that my heart knows of.Music will always and forever be something that wont ever leave me
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
*not hot enough*
*turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
This is AMAZING!
I give up art
That’s fuckin amazing
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
HAHAHAHAHA NIGGA THIS AINT THE WWE
Hulkaminia leg drop
i hope she sue his bottom self. lol.
what the fuck did i just stumble across
That took an expectant turn
DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON